I’m Talking

What To Say/Do When Your Teacher Asks:

"Any questions so far?"

… it’ll blow their minds out.

10. "Yeah, how do we get ‘E’ in E=mc2?"

9. "What’s the doggy position?"

8. "Do you think I’ll be a good pornstar?"

7. "Are you happy?" *after a long pause, "Reallly? REAAAALLLYY???"

6. "You have a lovely dress. Too bad you’re ugly. Tsk, tsk, tsk… such shame,"

5. "DARN YOU  INDOCTRINATORS!  DARN YOU  BRAIN-WASHERS!!!!" *Wave hands in frantic jampi-like manner.

4. "Malaysia Boleh!"

3.  "Really ma’am/sir, when was the first time you ‘did’ it? No lies!"

2. "Honestly, I have no idea what you were yappin’ about for the past hour,"

…..

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NUMBER 1!!!!

*Lift up your hands energetically, pump your fists up high, jump up, and break into the latest High School Musical song number "We’re All In This Together". Encourage
everybody to sing along.

… I don’t know… works in the movie?

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