The TOP TEN LIST!!!
What do you know!? It’s the top ten list again!
What’s it this time?
"Moments In History Where/When Genius Was Made!"
10. One word - Flush.
9. You press a button, and then Maggi cooks in just 5 minutes. No stirring, No waiting in front of the stove throughout.
8. The first person to ever kick a ball with his foot and decided to make it into a real professional game.
7. The first person to actually think that prostitution could actually become a legit business.
6. Money. Who’s idea was it anyway? Shouldn’t he get some sorta royalty?
5. The first person to actually make a real rotating fan. Not the type where you fan with your hands.
4. You kill the animal, you eat it, and wear it’s hyde.
3. You chop the tree down, you tie them together, you get a pondok.
2. Rubber band. Wooo… Genius.
and….
NUMBER 1!!!!!
*drum rolls… and the timpani of course….
1. You go under the cow, you squeeze it’s tits, and you drink that white stuff.
*insert jazzy big-band ending to enhance the effect.
