Well, this means I’m having some important exam…
I realised that the only times I’d ever visit my friendster accounts and blog are times when I have exams…
And not before the exams or anything like that…
Exams are like… happening right now..
Hehehehe…
Anyway, here is…
THE TOP TEN LIST!!!
… OF THINGS TO WRITE IN AN ESSAY QUESTION IF YOU HAD COMPLETELY NO IDEA WHATSOEVER ABOUT THE QUESTION
10. "Dear sir, I knew you were going to ask this question and I deliberately do not want to answer it because it’ll be unfair to those who didn’t know"
9. "In the event that my answer would be wrong, please refer to the student in front of me who most probably have the answers because i SAW HIM !&#@)&&$ @$@$@()& FREAKING WRITING DOWN STUFF TILL THE VERY END OF THE (*&@#$@&(@ EXAM!!!! !*^!*&^!$)!)#&!)!@&!@)"
8. "The answer to this question is only viewable if you know the password. Please enter the password here: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _"
7. "The answer to this question is only available orally by the student. Please call Adrian at 012-YOUR ARMPIT STINKS to ask him for the answer"
6. "Blank" <—- literally write this down. Don’t leave it blank.
5. "You’re going to fail me right? You just don’t have the heart right? Ask yourself, is it right to fail somebody, give him a ‘D’ and then smile at him when you cross him in the streets?"
4. "I BEGGGGGGGG YOU!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE!!!!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MERCY OH GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!" *drop a few drops of water on the paper to exemplify crying and scrunge the paper a bit to show signs of slight hysteria.
3. "For answers, Please refer to the previous students paper. Thank you"
2. "What is done to others, will always haunt you… or your car"
…. and the number one!!!!!
1. "Awu gaga Oong Ga ma kuku wakamimi chu chu lala langkauwa wakakaka wakakaka lulu" *repeat in a proper paragraph and format all the way using 5-6 pages.
