CORRUPTION!!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
I’M NOT GOING FOR THIS YEAR’S MASUM TOURNAMENT IN SABAH!
Here’s the result of the interview with Adrian Tan.
Interviewer (I): So Adrian, what is your opinion about the whole situation?
Adrian Tan (AT): MuthA#!*@!*!@ stupid and !(@!@)$%)&)(* fellas better watch their (#!(&$#&(*#$#(*)&$ backs
I: Ok, but then…
AT: ()&$@#)&*@#) fellas *(&@#&@#*(&*( kiss my ()*)#@#@@)(*#@ silly )(*#@#*
I: We understand, but isn’t there…
AT: (@#)@#*()@#) idiots better (*)#@#*)#@ have no freaking (@)*#@#@
I: HOLD IT! Wait! LET ME ASK…
AT: WHAT? YOU WANNA (*)*#@)@#&)@ piece of )(*()@*#(*)@(#*@#*)
I: OK OK, we get it. Let’s have a more constructive discussion ok? What do you wanna say to those who did this to you?
AT: Well, first of all, I’ve devised a plan to get themselves killed. It’s simple. Ask them to jump off a cliff, into a ravine where there is nothing but sand and rocks. On top of that, make sure that the ravine is populated by mangy mongrels or hyenas to ensure that JUST IN CASE they survive the fall (Watching too much of DISCOVERY’s ‘True Heroes’) the mongrels will devour their bodies. Also, to make it even more effective, tie a hand held grenade to their heads and ensure that the pin is just about to be released (pull it out slightly, not fully), so when they hit the ground, the impact will cause the pin to fall of by itself. Also, for added effect, they could hire a few good Masais to come and hack their bodies till it’s all bite size for the mongrels. Oh, did I mention that they should do it when it’s hot and sunny? Yeah, cause if it’s raining, the mongrels can’t smell the rotting bodies and blood. Last thing, make sure they ‘eat right’ because they’re JUDGMENT DAY will somehow evaluate their eating habits as well.
I: ??? Ok, well, any news for those who will face similar problems as this?
AT: Yeah, copy and paste the answer above, and blog it in your website. You know why? Cause you can’t do s**t about it!
I: How about…
AT: *throws a punch right at the interviewers face and gives a nice karate chop to his shoulders while doing a roundhouse kick to his abdomen. While doing the karate-chop-roundhouse-esque move, a poke to the eyes and a pull of the nostril hair is done with exquisite matrix-esque motions.
… Paybacks a B****
